#i'm joking!! unless...

[clarasghosts]

as a june birthday, trapp saying that summer birthdays have to be removed from the running for happiest birthday because you can't force your classmates to shower you with attention is so true. i remember how everyone else's birthday was a big event in class in elementary school that i had to celebrate in. but when my birthday came around? i did not get that same treatment.

[claitea]

Seeing him lie motionless on the floor... She finally understood what drove him to make that horrific mistake 3,000 years ago.

[technically-human]

5 PhDs + 1

@lalalaurieart happy birthday! I offer you one of my silly headcanons

None of Robotnik's degrees are in medicine. Why should he care about that? His interest in the human body ends with his own. That is, until one time when Stone got really hurt, and the Doctor could do nothing. He coped by... teaching himself everything there is to know about medicine! He's very normal like that. Never bothered getting a degree for that one though.

[inkskinned]

okay i almost never address the very small amount of internet fame i have. and sometimes yes it sucks. people often repost my work, or clip it out of context, or flat-out steal it. but like it can be very funny. once a follower dm'd me to say a guy on hinge was pretending to be "inkskinned", and actually had even started his own insta. when she said "i've followed her for years i don't think you're her", he said - actually r.i.d is like seven people, we just made those initials up. (rude). when i found his insta and messaged him, he begged me to just lie and say he was r.i.d because "it's hard for men to date."

once someone said she should be allowed to plagiarize my work because she was a body-positive influencer and that if i "made a big deal" about this and "got her cancelled", i would be doing damage to my own community and i was never "actually" an ally.

i bear these things with the aura of a martyr, the way my catholic father raised me to. i message privately. i handle things quietly and quickly. i do not complain because i am very, very, very, very blessed and i know that. mercy and gentleness literally pour out of me every morning when i wake up, and then i have to mop the floors for how very Good i am.

however today is the first time i have ever had a very specific problem that neither requires me to correct this person nor throw them to the dogs but is somehow worse than years of hatemail, reddit thread death threats, and pinterest reposts:

someone quoted me and just got it, like, a little wrong.

[aniisol]

rendog please change this outfit i love the idea so so so very much and you're a lovely guy and i think you're fantastic take it off. please take it off

[screwpinecaprice]

Was just scribbling about Connie's design. How she has this sweet voice, and big doe eyes, rounded face, and fluffy girl-next-door hair but she's the type that WILL cut you up because she has been deliberating about it and already made a decision before she pulled out that shiv. ( I don't know if I'm joking. 🙂 )

The rest is just some other random commission break doodles taking space. :p

[rangelssss]

So... I watched NBC Hannibal..🦌

[jaratedeguadalupe]

what do you mean this isn't canon

[lloydfrontera]

the webcomic can have one (1) funny "earnest moment interrupted by comedy" joke. as a treat. but also because it is so in character for them ajkshdjkas

yes they will say the most earnest shit to each other and then immediately try to cringe out of their own bodies. they are best friends but they would rather jump out of a window before admitting it. they are incredibly devoted and grateful to one another but you could not water board that out of either of them.

the only thing that can get either of them to admit how much they care for each other is if the other is in life threatening danger and not a second before aakjshdks

[bumblingbabooshka]

Seeing Spock up high down low too slow another Vulcan on SNW feels like watching one of those severely out of character 'incorrect quotes' posts somehow get put to screen

[lazylittledragon]

Random thought/question: what would your Tavs/Durge and their significant others like... legit fight about? Not bicker, not argue, but actually get mad and say things they don't mean and have to cool off and talk about it later when calmer heads prevail and they're able to apologize without it sounding forced?

this is such a great question that i needed a whole 24 hours to think about it akdhdjhd

i think gale and cyra probably have small things blow out of proportion (because honestly. kids and work and Tired) and then a Lot of stuff they haven't talked about comes up and it ends with 'how the fuck did forgetting to change the bedsheets turn into This'

i actually feel like dorian and astarion are pretty good 90% of the time but sometimes one of them is in a bad place and is like 'i actually really need to be left alone with this thing right now and i don't want to talk about it' and maybe they're not always great at taking the hint

ashe and halsin have never had a fight ever

[andysambcrg]

fourteen's surprise at himself calling isaac newton hot makes sense when u remember that he was a lesbian 5 minutes ago

[newnewdoctor]

Well try harder.

[jangmi-latte]

!! tiny episode 7 spoilers

chat malleus' power isn't from his horns istg has anyone checked or even touched his tamagotchi that tiny shit has been suspicious to me since it was revealed

[crayons-are-disgustingg]

call him by his name freaks

[aoflameandco]

Alex Larsen aka DMC show's screenwriter praised and retweeted my Devil Trigger DanteLady edit-

My endless happiness and gratitude aside, guys, I think we might get them, DT DanLady interactions fr